I need an entire pizza right now.
My Mondays are either terrible or great. This one is not great.
All I’ve done is eating and looking at porn today. Going to smoke a cigar now.
I’m 30 years old bitch!! It’s been a terrible week. Fuck.
I’m going to break my personal record of screaming fuck in a day.
If you use the phrase “sucks ass” I think less of you.